Genesis 8–9: After the flood, God sent a rainbow as a sign of his covenant.
But lo, it was grand final day and for whatever reason it wasn’t really much of a flood after all. Perhaps He started watching some show about the Second World War on SBS or started gardening or He finally got round to digitising His slide collection. Whatever. Afterwards He wasn’t entirely convinced that a full covenant was necessary. And so He only sent a bit of a rainbow.
Then He tagged the junction box at Clyde Street.