A touch football! I’ve got a pretty poor record of sporting achievement, a trophy cabinet full of nearlys and couldabeens. The highlights are the season that Formby Beachcombers/Alice Springs Olympic won both the 7-aside and 11-aside soccer comps in Alice Springs (c. 1994) and the summer just gone, when Crossfire won the Men’s D-Grade touch football comp over at the paceway. It’s not much to show for 49 years’ worth of running around like a chook.
And look, I found the trophy. You’ll just have to trust me about the writing.